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Previously at Senbero, Japan’s best family, when all the employees including his brother Masanuki Sunakoma suddenly disappeared at the climax of possibly the best combination of food and alcohol, Mr. Sato completely broke down, about 1,000 yen (8.79). U.S. dollars), which is called "senbero" in Japanese.

However, despite the heavy losses, our Xianbolu god only knows one way: the way of Xianbolu. So he got rid of his shame and regret, and went on bravely and went straight to the convenience store Daily Yamazaki, not knowing what the future would be like.

For his drink selection, Mr. Sato bought a large can of Sangria potent Chuhai lemon for 156 yen ($1.37). These tall boys have become the main characters of senbero because of their ability to achieve extremely cost-effective buzz.

Since it was lunch time, he bought a Lunch Pack, a popular series of packed sandwiches with various fillings from sweet to savoury. This time, Mr. Sato chose the classic peanut cream filling for 140 yen ($1.23).

He also bought a lunch bag full of chocolates for 135 yen ($1.19). By the way, these sandwiches are produced by the bakery giant Yamazaki Baking that runs the Daily Yamazaki store.

Keeping the sweet theme, Mr. Sato bought a cream puff filled with whipped cream and custard for 148 yen ($1.30).

Next, he bought a box of Yamazaki Baking's Levain Prime biscuits for 108 yen ($0.95). Those look like Ritz's knockoffs, but in fact Yamazaki Baking used to be Ritz's licensed manufacturer in Japan. So in a strange way, they might be considered more like "real Liz" than the real Liz of Japan.

In order to show his true Senbero God strength, Mr. Sato bought another bag of biscuits, this time Kameda's Salty Salad Usuyaki biscuits, priced at 55 yen ($0.48). It's all about blending flavors and nuances together to create a truly outstanding senbero.

Last but not least, he bought a glass of Baskin Robbins pistachio and caramel ribbon ice cream for 319 yen ($2.81).

It turns out that ice cream is very expensive, accounting for about one-third of his senbero's total budget. In the end, he had only seven items, totaling 1,061 yen ($9.33) after tax, but God Senbero seemed confident that he had everything he needed.

Unlike the tortuous stupidity of the senbero era in the past, Mr. Sato focused more on his art and quickly assembled his equipment. He doesn't look completely sad, on the contrary, he seems to be more sober than the previous outings.

Since the effect was very good last time, he once again summoned the Maffle iron he trusted.

The lunch bag seems to be made for the delicious Maffling.

However, they are often really filled with fillings and there is a risk of bursting in the iron. Mr. Sato must be careful to ensure a clean and even Maffle.

Lunch packs always have two sandwiches, so our reporter will make one first, and then serve the other as-is, but cut in half.

The peanut butter lunch pack is ready. As expected, some of the cream oozes from the sides, but it still looks delicious.

He repeated the same process with a chocolate lunch bag, and learned from the last time, he finally got a neater Maffle.

Next is the cream puff with two kinds of cream inside. You may have noticed that Mr. Sato is using this senbero "duo" as the subject of a pair, a duo, a couple or... a brother?

Of course, no one dared to mention this near-Freud subtext to the god Sempeluo, for fear that he would repeat the water gun self-abuse.

He seems to be happier now, busy with his latest senbero, miraculously keeping his attention away from trouble with his brother.

▼Mr. Sato: "Two puffs are better than one!"

Then Mr. Sato unexpectedly began to scoop out the cream of the cream puff.

He put it on the plate with his lunch bag and muffins and calmly told us that it was his cookie dip. This is clever, but what about the hollowed out cream puff shell?

Without answering the mystery, our reporter's attention turned to the main event of senbero.

He just scooped the pistachio and caramel ice cream onto the muffin, and then calmly announced, "I'm finished."

This is amazing. Considering his limited budget, Mr. Sato managed to make a humble and luxurious lunch at the same time. In this way, it contains the essence of senbero, is well-made and beautifully furnished.

What's more surprising is that he did it all without any dance, hallucinations or references to classic anime.

Could it be that our God Qianbailuo has surpassed all self and reached the realm of "a thousand and a hundred", thus making him a thousand-hundred Buddhas?

His expression was unusually calm, he split his strong Chuhai and took a sip, staring into the distance.

At this time, the ice cream has melted in the gap of Maffle, full of rich sweetness.

Mr. Sato slowly took a bite and seemed to pause, as if the strange movement in his mind was eternal—eternal satisfaction.

Then he slowly stepped back, marveling at the deliciousness he had just witnessed. The warmth of Maffle and the cold of ice cream spin together like yin and yang, contradicting and complementing each other, while enveloping all-encompassing sweetness.

But he hasn't finished yet. Mr. Sato then began to dip the biscuits into the whipped cream and custard. Two slightly different savory snacks, each mixed with sweet and fluffy cream in the most heavenly way.

Perhaps it is a good thing to be separated from his brother in the end.

Although thousands of Buddhas have experienced undeniable difficult times, the transition finally helped him see things clearly.

He finally calmed down, enjoying the fun of Cimbello in its purest form.

Maybe we can all learn from it and shoot ourselves in the face with water guns from time to time, pretending to be children.

However, the problem of the remaining butter meringue still exists. What will the thousands of Buddhas do to them?

Oh no! He actually put the thick out of the sea as a cup and poured it into the pastry! Guys, this is really the king of senbeiro art! Oh my Antonio De Niro, I don't believe what I see!

He is drinking, and the lemon-flavored drink in the butter pastry looks great! Everyone, that's it! I mean it has to be that way, right?

Yes, I think we can safely say that after so long and tireless search, Mr. Sato Shimane Senbeiro Buddha finally found the...the best...home in Japan...

▼Mr. Sato: "Really? Who is it?"

▼Mr. Sato: "Oh... Masaki. Enter."

▼ Masanuki: "Thank you Antonio, I found... uh, you."

▼ Masanuki: "Hold on... let me get closer..."

The sudden appearance of Mr. Sato's younger brother completely broke Sunburo's calm, and he writhed in the room like a weird Silent Hill monster.

As his lost limbs slammed into the cabinets and electrical appliances, all of Mr. Sato's dining pleasure began to evaporate from his body.

▼Mr. Sato: "Masaki! Are you doing Kubipan now?!"

"Kubipan" is the act of pulling a person's pants-or "pan"-to their neck-or "kubi" in Japanese.

Although it is recognized as the coolest way to wear pants ever, it can cause serious discomfort for gluteal cleft if it is not handled properly.

▼ Masnauki: "I just want to lie down... wait a minute."

▼Mr. Sato: "Well. You are in your 40s and you are walking like a 20-something, with pants as high as your neck? Don't you know that kubipan is only for children?"

▼ Masaki: "Stop! You are wrong, brother!"

▼ Masanuki: "I saw your article last month! You mocked Kubiban!!!"

▼ Masanuki: "I don't know what you have against good fashion trying to destroy it..."

▼ Masanuki: "But I won't let you go!"

In sharp contrast to a few minutes ago, Qianbai Buddha quickly became neurotic. His brother seems to have found a new way to sabotage his search for the best Japanese family, Senbero, by hijacking the entire article and yelling at him for other completely unrelated articles.

▼ Masanuki: "Be careful, brother. I'm going to reveal my true colors."

Suddenly, Masaki's body began to twitch, and a pair of things that looked like arms, as if by magic, emerged from his body.

Mr. Sato began to understand that Masaki's disappearance may be because he was confined in his kubipan like a caterpillar in a silkworm chrysalis and collected his power. Now it is time for this butterfly to appear.

▼Masaki: "Ha ha ha... Brother, what do you think?"

Mr. Sato didn't know what to think. Except for his smile, he looked almost exactly the same as before. However, this was not the warm smile their brother had expected. It has a manic, insidious quality.

▼Masaki: "Come on, brother. It's time to let you know what the real Kubiban feels like!"

▼Mr. Sato: "Wait! This is not even my coat!!! I just found it lying around the office."

▼ Mr. Sato: "No! One of the buttons bounced off!" Masaki: "Wow haha! It won't matter soon!"

Masaki seemed to be possessed, but he was not possessed as usual. This time he focused on the art of pulling pants to his neck, and was obsessed with letting Mr. Sato do the same.

▼Masaki: "Come on, brother! I have such a wonderful thing to show you!"

The shock of the situation caused Mr. Sato to pass out. The last thing he could remember was his brother's smiling face, because that was the time he almost looked normal.

When he recovered, Masaki was standing behind him with a pair of sports pants between his waist.

▼ Masanuki: "You don't respect kubipan. Now is the time to merge with kubipan. Any last words?"

▼Mr. Sato: "Yeah, I..." Masaki: "Woohoo!!!"

▼ Masanuki: "Kubipan: The first stage is complete!" Mr. Sato: "Eeeeeteeteeteee!"

▼ Masanuki: "Kubipan: The second stage is complete!" Mr. Sato: "Kets-kets-kets-kets!"

▼ Masanuki: "Kubipan: STAAAAAGE THREEEEEEEEEE!" Mr. Sato: "Ahhhhhhh!"

Although wearing the pants too tightly had distorted his mind, Masaki was right.

Compared with this, Mr. Sato's previous attempts at kubipan are nothing.

Masanuki continued to pull violently, far beyond the threshold considered possible by both fabric and human flesh.

The pants began to enter the groin gap that Mr. Sato didn't know existed, and the fiber-like tendrils of the pants began to penetrate deep into his soul.

His brother didn't let up for a moment, he pulled his sweatpants so hard that it was hard to tell where they ended and where Mr. Sato started.

Mr. Sato also began to feel that his mind became blurred. The ancient senbero art knowledge began to fade, replaced by an in-depth understanding of different types of cotton and polyester. Gradually, the dream of finding a great wine and food combination at a reasonable price faded. The most important thing now is sports pants and how much body they can cover.

Mr. Sato couldn't remember well afterwards. But when he woke up, he developed a new respect for his brother. Although young, his understanding of Kubiban's art is great and worthy of admiration.

▼Mr. Sato: "Long live, Masaki. All hail sweatpants to your neck."

It looks like we might have stumbled upon a little while looking for the best senbero in the country. A person will not go through such a severe wedge, and then just walk away. Next time we will definitely evaluate the best sweatpants in Japan until the damage caused by our neck.

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